Question 1- Scenario
When Superintendent Tony Jackson, of the New Town Independent School District, was leaving the football stadium after a victory by the New Town Eagles, he noticed a light on in the physical education locker room.  What had kept him so late was his duty to count gate receipts, lock all the gates and secure all facilities after a ball game.  With fans and players long gone, he concluded someone absentmindedly had forgotten to extinguish the lights.
Once in the locker room, he almost fell over Mr. Oliver, the football coach, and Ms. Cruz, the cheerleading sponsor, who were having sexual intercourse.  They leaped up, tried to fix their clothing, and stood in blushing silence and guilt.
Mr. Jackson shook his head with disgust, turned on his heel, and ordered over his shoulder, "Both of you come to my office on Monday morning!"